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Headlines In 2050: 1. Rajnikanth In Dhoom-22 With Katrina's Grand
Daughter. 2. Shahid, Saif Attended Kareena's 8th Wedding.
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3. Petrol 984/Litre 4. Srk's Daughter Becomes A Heroine With Big B In
Chini Khatam. 5. Cid Completed 1 Lakh Episodes. 6. 
Nokia Launches New Phone With 20 Sim Cards,
900 Gb Built In Memory, Camera, Music & Video
Player, Wifi, 5g, Gps, Tv, Fridge & Washing Machine (all
In Phone). 7. Kis Ne Kaha Tha Ke Pepsi 6500 Ki Kar Do.