Joke (29)

A man calls d hotel manager from his hotel room,
"Plz come at once, I'm arguing with my wife n she is Threatening to jump out of d window".

The manager reply,"sory sir thats ur personal matter".
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"The window won't open thats a maintenance matter" :p :p

Joke (28)

Height Of Being Single . .
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Listening a Romantic
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Thinking..=-?
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Kiske Baare Mai
Sochu...:D=D=)

Joke (27)

Bill Gates: I'm not a university topper,
But Today All University toppers are my employees.

Yaar KAsmay :( Yahi line Bas yahi line mujhe top karne se rok deti hai !;-):- )

Joke (26)

Height of prank call
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Phone rings..
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Tring tring
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Boy :- Hello, Roshni hai kya....???

Girl :- Nahi....
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Boy :- toh candle jala na pagal... :D :P

Joke (25)

Funny but true!

Combined study is meeting
with friends

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where all aspects of the
world are discussed
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except studies

Joke (24)

Maths Sir:Wht is a line?

Genius kid:Line is a dot going 4 a walk.

Sir: so wht r parallel lines?
'A dot on a walk with his Girlfriend... ;) :D

Joke (23)

Girl FrInd Romantic Mood Me , Aaj Ghar
Main Koi Nhi Hai, Aa Jaao ...................
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Boy, Tu Mery Ghar Aa jao Pagli, Mery Ghar
Sab Log Hai

Tera Man Laga Rahe Ga :D :P

Moral. Har Ladka Kamina Nhi Hota Koi Sharif bhi Hota Hai :D

Joke (22)

A Little Boy :
" I Love you "
Girl :
" But I Like Someone Else "
The Boy Sadly Looked Down And After Few Seconds ,
Looked up Again At her & Said :
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:-xDD-) " KUTTI " :-P

Joke (21)

Just imagine:

Ek ghane jungle me aap akele....

raat k 2 baje ka time

Zoron ki hava chalti hui

Samne k Darkht par ek lash Zamin se 15 ft. upar latki hui jiski aaken bahar latakti hui

Aapke dil me ghabrahat......

sanse tez chalti hui

Aap us lash ke pas gae

Achanak darkht ki teheni tuti & lash aap ke uper giri
Then
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Calculate the force with which the body will fall on u.

Also calculate, the kinetic energy,
when body will be at height 6 ft. from ground.
(take g=9.8m/s, mass of body=62 kg..)

Joke (20)

Newton's First Law Of "AASHIQI"
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Every Aashiq Contineus To Do Aashiqi Until N Unless A
'Tamaacha'
Or
'Sandal'
With A Velocity Of of 9.8m/s Is Impressed
 Upon Him By A Beautiful Girl..

This Force is Called 'Beizatti' Which Is Directly
Proportional To 'Sharmindagi' But Begairty Remains Constant. :DDD

Joke (19)

Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit:
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A boy Threw a love letter to a girl
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but it fell on her brother..
Shittt!
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And Her brother was GAY..
Oohh ShIt
:-P

Joke (18)

Pathan: Yar kal Raat 3 ghante ek English Film dekhi

Us mein Na koi Banda tha Na koi Awaz

Friend: Film ka Naam kaya tha?

PATHAN:

'PLEASE INSERT CD' :P :D

Joke (17)

You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You
You You You You
You're so lazy, you didn't read all
the "You" above and also didn't
notice one of them is actually
"Yoo" Now you're trying to find
the "Yoo" and you disappointed
because you couldn't find it...
Hit SHARE if you did the same :P:P

Joke (16)

According to a research
87% of young people have
back pain.
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The other 13% have no
computer. :P:P

Joke (15)

Rok tu loon these eyes tuje lookney se

faraz

but iss heart ka kia karon jo beat ta just tere leye
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guess poet name?
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Meera

Auff course :-)

Joke (14)

Teacher:- yE Konsa TENSE Hai??
"pakistan Me Corruption Khatam Ho Jayega..!"
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Student:- "Future ImpossibLe Tense..!".:-P

Joke (13)

what is 'pyar''......???
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its a grp ov frnds sitng in a cnteen wid a cup ov tea in hands n saying
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''p'' ''yar''
wrna thndi ho jaey gi..........................=))

Joke (12)

1st kid: I am a boy.. =) And you...? =P

2nd kid: I don't know.... ;)
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1st kid: Wait I'll check.. He went under the blanket and said: You're a girl....!! =)

2nd kid: How do you know? :/
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1st kid: Because my socks are Blue and your's are Pink.. =)
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Moral: Improve your thoughts.., They're just kids.. =P x) \m/

Joke (11)

Teacher: define Love
& xplain in detail?

Student:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship
btween boys & girls that can cause death of one or
both depending on the resistance associated

Types:
One sided &
two sided

Age:
Usually occurs in Teenage
but
now a days can be found in any age

Symptoms:
Tension
Daydreaming
Phone addiction

Diagnosis By:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

TREATMENT:
ANTI-LOVE Therapy by Father/Mother's Footwear :-D

Joke (10)

Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek ladki chala rahi thi tu tumhe
road se duur chalna chayi tha.
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Patient: abay Kon sa road?
Me to park me leta huaa tha...(O_?)